Dwa LOLowe txty dot. CSa po angielsku

Grzebiac po necie znalazlem 2 artykuły po angielsku, z ktorych mozna niezle sie posmiac. Znajdziecie fragmenty dit. CSka tam rotfl na maxa. Calosc pod linkami tu male fragmenty 
http://www.somethingawful.com/archi...e-6-11-2001.htm fragment o wyslaniu graczy z CSa do afganistanu kolo tych 2 fotek rzucajacych sie w oczy LOL
quote:
fragment : [...]The final phase, Phase 4 (we're completely skipped Phase 3 just to throw them off), will undoubtedly land the most brutal blow to the Taliban: an invasion of Counter-Strike players.
Counter-Strike players are known throughout the world as being the most aggressive, obnoxious, hyperactive creatures in existence. They're single-minded nutballs who only take a break from playing Counter-Strike to talk about guns, eat, update their clan site, write stories about guns, eat, draw pictures of guns, or eat guns. This mindless, one track devotion makes them the perfect killing machines...[...]
http://www.somethingawful.com/archi...e-16-8-2001.htm fragment o Counter Strike Babies 
quote: [...] Counter-Strike players are notorious for lacking the ability to follow simple instructions and adhere to a teamwork-based strategy, even when it is obviously required and critical to success. This will result in the following simulated events:
JIFFY-LUBE EMPLOYEE #1: (Working on a car) "Hey Jiffy-Lube Employee #2, could you please hand me a wrench?"
JIFFY-LUBE EMPLOYEE #2: (In another room, running face-first into a wall and randomly jumping)
JIFFY-LUBE EMPLOYEE #1: "Hey, come on! Where are you at? Get over here, I need help."
JIFFY-LUBE EMPLOYEE #2: (Outside shop, staring straight down and running in circles)
[...]
Caly site jest pelen lolowych artykulow radze zajrzec:
http://www.somethingawful.com/archives/archive.html
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Edytowane przez DarkXenocide dnia 10-11-2001 o godz. 08:22
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